Meanwhile... A Pill That Cures Loneliness


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    Meanwhile... scientists are working on a pill for loneliness.
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Vee Cee
Vee Cee

Fired up the fryer?

Vor 2 Tage
IndustrialBonecraft
IndustrialBonecraft

Just make cocaine in pill form.

Vor 3 Tage
lumos
lumos

A healthy dose of felines is the best prescription for loneliness. No side effects + decreased sadness + decreased loneliness + decreased paranoia that someone's there... cause someone is there: your cat(s)! If you're overly scared of any tiny little sound in the house, adopt kittens. You start to say "it's probably the kittens" and relax. (Those little daredevils will play any time they feel like it, no stopping them.) And their hearing is actually much sharper than humans, so if someone's near the house, they'll hear it before you and may alert you by displaying some unusual behavior.

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blessing omoyemen
blessing omoyemen

my favorite segment....meanwhile

Vor 11 Tage
Meg S.
Meg S.

Wrong country. We've always been able to drive in the UAE...not that it makes this country any less crazy.

Vor 12 Tage
Jemie Bridges
Jemie Bridges

Now I want a cinnamon.

Vor 13 Tage
Reatrea
Reatrea

"HOW DARE YOU!!!!" - All of NC at once

Vor 13 Tage
jodinsan
jodinsan

Where does one get a prescription for cats? ...asking for a friend.

Vor 13 Tage
Jermaine Phillips
Jermaine Phillips

Was doing great until Stephen slapped the barbecue gauntlet down. Thems fightin' words, South Carolinian. EN GARDE!

Vor 13 Tage
Peek
Peek

Although I concur with the sentiment of that piece. I would suggest a little more respect, that “ Dude handing out the awards” is Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the Vice President and Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates.

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Kat Alvers
Kat Alvers

lol i don't even like my state but the second someone insults out bbq i'm filled with rage

Vor 14 Tage
Jacob Galea
Jacob Galea

You know, as awful as a pill for loneliness sounds, can I think of several instances where it would’ve been a great help. Not the cure for the societal problem, but definitely something I’d want in the interim

Vor 14 Tage
Steve Brettell
Steve Brettell

The Simpsons predicted the boy staying with the bear. Maggie got taken care of by a family of bears.

Vor 14 Tage
David Thurling
David Thurling

The dude handing out the award is Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum....the ruler of Dubai and Veep of the UAE

Vor 14 Tage
Tyg Rahof
Tyg Rahof

Sorry but a box of kittens Does cure loneliness.

Vor 14 Tage
AngelOne11
AngelOne11

Wait did you think women can't drive in UAE? Women can drive everywhere now and it was Saudi Arabia out of the whole middle east that didn't allow women to drive. I dislike it when you make presenters make us look bad to the world. As if we are a bunch of uneducated Americans!! No, the truth is most Americans are smart; only the Media and its people are fools.

Vor 15 Tage
lisa johnson
lisa johnson

gosh i just love it when he messes up a joke

Vor 15 Tage
NekoPrankster218
NekoPrankster218

The minute he said the boy was hanging out with a bear the whole time, I was waiting for a Jungle Book joke.

Vor 15 Tage
ColonelScience
ColonelScience

Truly tragic to learn that Stephen Colbert has no taste in barbecue

Vor 15 Tage
Jeff Howell
Jeff Howell

Anyone else ever notice that th shitbox in the cologuard ad is sitti;g on the toilet with the lid closed?

Vor 16 Tage
Samantha Martin
Samantha Martin

that cat joke... too close to home 🤣

Vor 16 Tage
Maliceah
Maliceah

I love it when Stephen screws up a joke. It's awesomely hilarious.

Vor 16 Tage
Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper

So, Colbert, you think lonely people have cats? Well, um ... yeah, I guess I do.

Vor 16 Tage
Karen Clark
Karen Clark

You disgust me, talking about a three year old boy like that. How dare you???

Vor 16 Tage
moiraine_damodred
moiraine_damodred

I really hope the kid's bear story is real. That the bear realized this was a baby animal and looked after it.

Vor 16 Tage
Thomas James
Thomas James

Colbert's jokes are flat as hell these days.

Vor 16 Tage
Sidequests Live
Sidequests Live

Hahah. We already have a pill for loneliness, it's called a Cinnabon. That got me

Vor 16 Tage
James fink
James fink

I got a cure for loneliness, and a pill that makes all my problems resolved

Vor 16 Tage
Robert Martin
Robert Martin

That is one badass preschooler.

Vor 16 Tage
Tattikat
Tattikat

UAE is not like Saudi Arabia, we are an open city and women have always driven and bought their own cars. I am an expat living and working in UAE for 13 years. They give quite importance to women and in all my years, they have finally given more higher up positions to local women in all business sectors of their country. Dubai Police women even take over driving the police supercars. UAE is my 2nd home!

Vor 16 Tage
Angel mendoza
Angel mendoza

da pill,what r side effects? bleeding, nausea , stomach cramps, diarrhea, headaches, extensive bleeding of menstrual cycle, heart failure, liver failure, hemroids, cancer of the ass, brain hemmorge, suicidal,....mixed with viagra you will die of a hard on ,after 4 hours.pharmaseutical companies who hooo.

Vor 16 Tage
Oust Drumpf
Oust Drumpf

pill for loneliness is counter-productive and could have really weird consequences. Lonely people might become antisocial.

Vor 16 Tage
jeaniebird
jeaniebird

3:52 I thought that's what hallucinogens were for?

Vor 16 Tage
Lex Nuss
Lex Nuss

Hopefully, Peepaw washes his hands.

Vor 16 Tage
Lynn Perry
Lynn Perry

Sometimes our extra-value meal of news gets so stuffed that we have to reach down for the little French fries that have fallen to the bottom of the greasy brown news bag! brilliant! totally brilliant!!

Vor 16 Tage
Shannon Wiggins
Shannon Wiggins

That kid's my new favorite person

Vor 16 Tage
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir

These "dogs" (people) are brain disorders and worms. They're bad breeding, taste and bad kennels. Money does not grow on trees, but the relief of pain and a promise of enjoyment, however short, seems to. You have to deal with it... "Forasmuch as the passage of death, of the wretchedness of the exile of the world, for uncunning of dying-not only to lewd men but also to religious and devout persons-seemeth wonderfully hard and perilous, and also right fearful and horrible; therefore in this present manner and treatise, that is of the Craft of Dying, is drawn and contained a short manner of exhortation, for teaching and comforting of them that be in the point of death..." -Ars Moriendi, The Book of the Craft of Dying.

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Alex O'Neal
Alex O'Neal

It's on Colbert!! Bring you ass to NC for some real BBQ!! None of that sissy mustard base stuff!!! LOL! We'll always be rivals about BBQ!

Vor 16 Tage
Felidae 1962
Felidae 1962

I did not find the cat joke amusing Steven...😺

Vor 16 Tage
Slutty McTits
Slutty McTits

But...I like Carolina BBQ 😞

Vor 16 Tage
TaraTownsend
TaraTownsend

Poor little boy probably would have been better off growing up with the bear!

Vor 16 Tage
chri2453
chri2453

If all awards had been won by women, nobody would give a damn.

Vor 16 Tage
Lightnin Will I AM Robin
Lightnin Will I AM Robin

Little boy probably hung out with a Bigfoot

Vor 16 Tage
Wilhelm Stenvall
Wilhelm Stenvall

There isn't a single *democratic* country, except america, that has gender inequality, in this modern day of age.

Vor 16 Tage
WolfkinNorthclaw
WolfkinNorthclaw

Cats are great company.

Vor 16 Tage
Al Winchester
Al Winchester

pregnenolone was synthesized in the 1930ies, it exists quite long and is actually common for therapies wondering if this is a product placement here?

Vor 16 Tage
arlingtonguy54
arlingtonguy54

SC claims to have good bbq but Eastern NC vinegar bbq sauce puts SC tomato sauce to shame.

Vor 16 Tage
LopzDiego
LopzDiego

The Americans Laugh in Any idiot word 🤦‍♂️ Sad people

Vor 16 Tage
cole wiggins
cole wiggins

Habitat component forward African controversial participate convinced cognitive rider best.

Vor 16 Tage
Alex Peraza
Alex Peraza

That cat joke hit a little too close to home :(

Vor 16 Tage
Rob Karmic
Rob Karmic

Hey, FBI.. send me some drugs in the mail, please.

Vor 17 Tage
robert davis
robert davis

What if the bear was just a really hairy forest hermit covered in dirt who pretended to be a bear for reasons ive yet to understand Hmmmm...

Vor 17 Tage
Dimitri Kusnetsov
Dimitri Kusnetsov

What a cowardly solution to a social failing of our culture.

Vor 17 Tage
Hard31337
Hard31337

Skip to 3:51 for actual topic in title.

Vor 17 Tage
Ancient Skull Kid
Ancient Skull Kid

It makes you feel like you're not a)one when you are alone? Sounds creepy to me. Like "I see dead people" levels of creepy.

Vor 17 Tage
Herufaia
Herufaia

Scientists have finally made the pill for loneliness. It appears to be shaped like a tiny anime waifu pillow....

Vor 17 Tage
Timothy Call
Timothy Call

I wonder if I took the loneliness pill if I could actually give up my prescription strength cats...

Vor 17 Tage
Wanda Woman
Wanda Woman

Sooo much ignorance about the UAE!😮 Perhaps all the award recipients were men because they achieved the most to tackle gender bias. This can happen when you base awards on merit alone. As for the extra ignorant comment on how women can ‘now’ drive..Not only do Emarati women drive, Ive personally encountered several commercial pilots and even a fighter pilot. BTW ‘the guy handing out the awards’ is the great Sh Mohammed, ruler of Dubai. Stephen really needs a holiday in Dubai cos he seems to be confusing it with Saudi Arabia

Vor 17 Tage
Eileen Farrar
Eileen Farrar

Xanax makes me puke---my cat doesn't--she DOES the puking!!

Vor 17 Tage
Macnutz420
Macnutz420

I suppose such a pill would create happier loners but they would still be loners I guess I am lucky and have elevated levels of natural pregnenolone. Almost always alone and never lonely, has many advantages. It may be a very useful chemical for surviving long space journeys without resorting to suicide.

Vor 17 Tage
Jijo George Rajan
Jijo George Rajan

The guy handing out the award is the Prime Minister of UAE and the ruler of Dubai. He is a great visionary and a philanthropist. Women in UAE could drive freely long ago itself. You just made fun of a futuristic visionary leader of the world. ( They even have RoboCop there in service). How narrow minded.

Vor 17 Tage
Jijo George Rajan
Jijo George Rajan

I guess you mistook him for a Sheikh from Saudi Arabia. FYI , UAE is the Wakanda of the Middle East. One of the most philanthropic countries of the world.

Vor 17 Tage
Peaceful Peaceful
Peaceful Peaceful

cure for loneliness: go to the nearest pound/shelter, adopt the dog next in line for death row and a companion that gets along well with said dog. (dogs have EXTREME anxiety when left alone, trapped inside or free outside and MUST have a companion.) as long as you see the dog as a living being deserving of life and happiness, you will bond and no longer be lonely, having a friend for life. every time a dog dies, get a new one. 2 dogs at a time. if the dog has aggression issues or other health issues, here are some helpful things: l-theanine, cbd oil, prescription aggression meds, vet checkups, muzzle, plastic teeth caps, kennel, exercise healthy home-cooked diet with lots of dog safe plants, escape-proof harnesses or 2-part harnesses, attention, respect, kindness, and love. most dogs have C-PTSD (animals react exactly as humans do to stress) due to either pound/shelter abuse, street abuse, previous owner abuse, and/or breeder abuse. because most people are fine leaving their dogs alone or with violent children for 8 hours and no dog companions they get along well with. so you will have to be patient and understand the dog. but the benefits of having a dog friend are enormous. theyre incapable of abusing/causing worse mental health, and offer a multitude of health benefits just by living with you. theyll never kill you for money or make fun of you on your worst days. and there are a ton of elderly and/or disabled dogs in shelters that deserve life. your best bet is a bonded pair, a bonded pair cannot be separated and get along wonderfully!! and are very likely to be killed, because most dumbasses want 1 dog to leave alone miserable with no friends, and wont adopt 2. ... some other tips: 1.dont do dog parks unless youre absolutely sure its a safe environment for your dogs AND your dog wont cause issue 2. dont put dogs together unless youve tested them while restrained(leash, crate gate) many times and are SURE 3. dont do the bullshit dominance/aggression thing, it turns dogs into fearful anxious fighters who cant function around other animals without severe injury 4. cbd oil, plant heavy homemade diets, exercise, and love can take away a dying dogs pain and allow it to live longer/die naturally 5. DOGS CANNOT LIVE OUTSIDE WITHOUT SEVERE INJURY/DEATH/MENTAL ILLNESSES AS A RESULT. ALL PETS SHOULD LIVE INDOORS. PERIOD. 6. always use a leash. always. there are no-pull no-escape gentle harnesses that dont choke or harm 7. a kennel/crate is a comfy den that should be left open and inviting most of the time, NOT a punishment 8. dogs MUST LIVE WITH HUMANS. or will develop many mental illnesses/death. you cant leave them somewhere over night or day. 9.baby gates are helpful when you mop 10. all people and animals need a vitamin b supplement or vitamin b fortified nutritional yeast 11. to stop a fight, grab the back legs of the most damaging dog and drag it to an enclosed space. if the other dog is caught in jaws, go for the eyes, plug nostrils, pry jaws, or bop head/neck area. remain calm. you may also flip dog over if necessay 12. 1 person=2 dogs. you may add 1 dog for every RELIABLE self-employed person in your household. otherwise you wont be able to handle the # of dogs. trust me. 13. respect the dogs. they are living creatures. they owe you nothing. they own themselves. you need them more than they need you. 14. do not post your dogs anywhere on social media. only tell trusted friends about them. animal abuse/murder is rampant. they have no rights and are property under the law. not lives, not family members, not children. killers in training see pets as a stepping stone challenge. law enforcement sees dogs as weapons at worst, target practice and punching bags at best. if you post any breed larger than a teacup online, you can expect trouble. 15. never allow a dog to run free. never. fenced or leashed on your property is the safe place. any dog outside your property is a "possible rabies case" and can be legally murdered or seized and murdered in front of you. 16. reinforced fences work better than shock collars, but you can combine methods 17. if someone is jealous of you, they can send a photo of your dog or simply your address to law enforcement and claim they were bitten scratched etc. your home will be broken into and your pets tortured/murdered. size, breed, pregnancy, doesnt matter source: i used to keep dogs. im too busy to own a pet these days, but for active people, dogs are a huge health benefit

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remcat
remcat

Prescription strength cats.

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pencilpauli
pencilpauli

Pregnenolone Sounds more like a way of conceiving without the need of a partner

Vor 17 Tage
jpablo700
jpablo700

I want a pill that gives me the euphoric effects of ALL the good drugs, lasts at least 8 hours per day, and doesn't cause withdrawal symptoms. C'mon science! Hook it up 👆

Vor 17 Tage
Renzsu
Renzsu

I'll take the cats... in fact I'll take a dozen, all at once... ah sweet embrace of cats

Vor 17 Tage
Melissa Jones
Melissa Jones

My prescription strength cats and dogs work perfectly well. Who needs meds? Lol

Vor 17 Tage
Zigalko don Verven
Zigalko don Verven

New Bern, NC borrows its logo from Bern, Switzerland. There are bear statues everywhere and you can geocache the town to find them. Real bears on the other hand are a few acres deep in the sticks; they're one of the few animals I haven't seen cross the road.

Vor 17 Tage
Shyamsundar Rajan
Shyamsundar Rajan

Friared up - I see what you did there

Vor 17 Tage
cmh502
cmh502

they already made a cure for loneliness..it's called alcohol

Vor 17 Tage
rapheALtoid
rapheALtoid

I'm not lonely, but I still want prescription-strength cats! lol.

Vor 17 Tage
lulu k
lulu k

guys, Mohd bin Rashid is actually one of the few middle eastern political figures to spread gender equality in that region. he is actually an extremely respected and smart, loved figure among all middle eastern people. 2nd women have always been able to drive in the UAE. i think you are confusing this with saudi arabia which is a completely different country.

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lazyperfectionist1
lazyperfectionist1

You want to make yourself feel less lonely, take a shower. Hasn't that approach been shown to be effective?

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KidRunnerH
KidRunnerH

3:12 Corpsing ... the comedic equivalent of dying the villain. Lest we forget Munchma Quchi

Vor 17 Tage
Christina C. Narine
Christina C. Narine

❤️❤️❤️

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David
David

Never clicked on a video so fast

Vor 17 Tage
Coolmaster X
Coolmaster X

What are the side effects of that drug? I bet it's worse than loneliness.

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Desktop Kitty
Desktop Kitty

Meanwhile, for years men have been taking Viagra to cure loneliness.

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Vader
Vader

It's rumored that the bear showed up for his 4th birthday party and telling his Mom "Little Timmy invited me, oh, and I brought some friends too, hope that's all right."

Vor 17 Tage
P G
P G

a pill for loneliness? well, that way you'll never have to realize that you're lonely because your life was rendered pointless while spiraling into pharmaddiction. great idea!

Vor 17 Tage
menotu000
menotu000

meow

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Fallen wolves
Fallen wolves

That kid being found hanging out with a bear that kid is lucky the bear was hibernating.

Vor 17 Tage
Martin D
Martin D

I'm not lonely, Youtube CONGRATULATES me when I get a ❤ from Jukiya!

Vor 17 Tage
mount rushmore
mount rushmore

I LOVE MEANWHILE

Vor 17 Tage
Barbara D'Ascenzo
Barbara D'Ascenzo

“... fired up the fryer”, no problem Steven.

Vor 17 Tage
WetBob SpongePants
WetBob SpongePants

Hey... You people voted for a clown and Ya got the whole damn Circus! ENJOY!

Vor 17 Tage
Mr. Yoshi
Mr. Yoshi

2:14 pretty sure that's Photoshopped

Vor 17 Tage
Twig Legg
Twig Legg

That pill doesn't seem like a good idea.

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Carly Chamberlain
Carly Chamberlain

I love Stephen so much but recently he's started joking with his showrunner off camera so much, it starts to feel like excluding the audience. PLEASE if you're listening by some miracle, just let us get to know that guy and stop trying to create on screen chemistry with john baptiste (just let him be the great musician he is!!). Stephen's version of show is so close to being perfect, can't wait for the final kinks to be worked out.

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Victoria Vinson
Victoria Vinson

Prescription strength cats. LOL

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larry fulkerson
larry fulkerson

Maybe they should call that pill "Spice".

Vor 17 Tage
Lincoln Noronha
Lincoln Noronha

UUMMEANWHIIILLLEE

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A Fatoohi
A Fatoohi

Really?! Colbert confuses UAE with Saudi Arabia?? What a shame...

Vor 17 Tage
Rob Vespa
Rob Vespa

I understand that this is humor, BUT it's supposed to be satire... and to say that "men are the ones creating the inequality" is asinine - and, also ironic, as you're saying that women and those who don't identify with a traditional gender aren't able to generate inequality. There. See how it's done? That you later roll out the classic cat lady trope - Yes, that old chestnut - is either genius or horrible. Perhaps both, as good comedy often should be.

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aderi31415
aderi31415

A South Carolinian is mocking North Carolina barbecue? A good chunk of your state makes it the same way we do. The rest make it wrong.

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Captain Slocum
Captain Slocum

aderi31415 I was searching for someone to say this, thank you my brother

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George Catlin
George Catlin

trump wants to invade 8 countries, bolton wants to invade everywhere.

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Will Shelton
Will Shelton

I think the pill is called Marinol....but I prefer to smoke pot not pop a pot pill......

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JohnnyDaPrankstaGangsta
JohnnyDaPrankstaGangsta

2:18 I get it’s a joke, but wasn’t that Saudi Arabia?

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Will Shelton
Will Shelton

A pill for loneliness....i think it's called viagra!@!$!!?

Vor 17 Tage
Derek Pennington
Derek Pennington

I wish there was more of this material and less of the political stuff

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