Samantha Ruddy Won't Date A 19-Year-Old


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    Stand-up comedian Samantha Ruddy makes a sound argument against dating a 19-year-old.
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V0r4xiz
V0r4xiz

Samantha Ruddy won't date a 19yo. Okay. A 19yo won't date an even fatter and more unlikable Rebecca Watson cosplay O_o Way to stretch a 2minute set into a 5 minute set. Just wait for applause that doesn't come between jokes. Yipes.

Vor 8 Tage
Derek Cook
Derek Cook

Worst bombing ever, including Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

Vor 13 Tage
999is666upsidedown
999is666upsidedown

she was honestly great

Vor 14 Tage
Kophie Dogbey
Kophie Dogbey

4:53 guy in the front row, blue shirt...he's not feeling it at all

Vor 17 Tage
Jane Seamore
Jane Seamore

good job

Vor 17 Tage
Dave Price
Dave Price

She was pretty good, anyone who’s never been up on stage with nothing but ur jokes needs to shut up, literally try that shit urself it’s not the same as telling jokes to ur buddies over beer

Vor 17 Tage
yamaan93
yamaan93

eeeeh she needs to .... get better lmao

Vor 17 Tage
TubeHax
TubeHax

10/10 Was expecting to see an unfunny whale, saw an unfunny whale.

Vor 17 Tage
Flor Garza
Flor Garza

I love her omg

Vor 17 Tage
E Vasquez
E Vasquez

Dry ass humor..FUCKME!!

Vor 17 Tage
Joao Neto
Joao Neto

Loved her!

Vor 17 Tage
Paul Charvet
Paul Charvet

She was pleasant. Not bad of a debut, good job Samantha. Pretty and funny, you go girl.

Vor 17 Tage
Harry
Harry

I liked her

Vor 17 Tage
dangelo may
dangelo may

whats funny is xbox has netflix achievements

Vor 17 Tage
Andy L
Andy L

The gun legal NYC joke was good!

Vor 17 Tage
duitoad
duitoad

Unfortunately, I didn't find any of her humor humorous. I do however applaud Sir Colbert for giving her a chance.

Vor 17 Tage
The Patient
The Patient

It's funnier if you watch at 1.25 speed.

Vor 17 Tage
Dgrade Parade
Dgrade Parade

I am sorry this felt very amateur hour and the audience seemed to be more concerned with her feelings than whether or not she was funny.

Vor 17 Tage
Ozark Knits
Ozark Knits

I like her! I go to local standup shows when I can, and there are so many funny women at them, but somehow the only ones that are really famous are so bad. Find the funny women like this gal! They're out there! It's not hard!

Vor 18 Tage
Miss WildLife
Miss WildLife

Great comedian!!

Vor 18 Tage
Craig Baily
Craig Baily

I can only imagine how hard it is to be a successful stand-up comic. Not bad, Samantha. Keep going!

Vor 18 Tage
Jamie Lee
Jamie Lee

samantha. is. hilarious. loved this set!!

Vor 18 Tage
Ange Waters
Ange Waters

NAILED IT!!

Vor 18 Tage
Sonja Dawn
Sonja Dawn

The jokes were all there, well done! The delivery needs work. I have thought about doing stand up, but am too scared I may not be able to deliver any jokes, cue the silence where the jokes are supposed to be.

Vor 18 Tage
szeteo
szeteo

I think she's very funny and sweet. looking forward to more of her kind of humor, lots of comedians seem to believe that jokes must be crass and vulgar to be successful.

Vor 18 Tage
JMarz
JMarz

The consequences of the soft bigotry of low expectations. You don't do a comedian any favors by putting them on national television when they are not ready!

Vor 18 Tage
TheRealCheddar
TheRealCheddar

Unlike a lot of female comics she didn't focus on the whole "Woman Empowerment" kind of vibe. Of which I'm not against, but as jokes... 90% of the time they fall flat or just seem tone deaf. She had some good material, and the delivery was nice. I wouldn't mind seeing more of her.

Vor 19 Tage
Julie G
Julie G

Oh she was great! Please bring her back!

Vor 19 Tage
Brian Varano
Brian Varano

Another unfunny female comic. oh well on to the next video

Vor 19 Tage
tenacious645
tenacious645

Boring. But i give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe some other venue would be better. Turns out censorship doesn't make for good comedy.

Vor 19 Tage
Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Maybe give it another 100 years so woman can catch up in terms of funny, men had a 2000 year head start.

Vor 19 Tage
Jonathan King
Jonathan King

The five thousand dollars joke was a home run. I'm like "what? WHAT!?" the whole time and then she holds out her hand to ask for money and I'm dieing.

Vor 19 Tage
Sylvia Lovelace
Sylvia Lovelace

What a cool segment, Ruddy is hilarious!

Vor 19 Tage
Jun Austria
Jun Austria

I Love You Samantha.😍

Vor 19 Tage
Benjamin Doepel-Stevens
Benjamin Doepel-Stevens

She's fucking excellent!

Vor 19 Tage
JayneMarie
JayneMarie

Good jokes.. Delivery.. Meh

Vor 19 Tage
Jace Cavacini
Jace Cavacini

There is an app for that: Netflix. They love that data. No, it’s not for us.

Vor 19 Tage
Jane Nonymous
Jane Nonymous

Yeah, like I "choose" not to date supermodels and not because I too am fucking fat.

Vor 19 Tage
Arthur Watts
Arthur Watts

Lesbian ? Aren't the cool kids *pansexual* in 2019 ? I expect that there are a legion of people happy to be outraged on behalf of the pan kiddies, so flame me if you must, but its starting to look a hell of a lot like a swingers party in Florida for mine ;)

Vor 19 Tage
Andreas Jeitner
Andreas Jeitner

Sorry, not funny

Vor 19 Tage
Jordan Lilly
Jordan Lilly

Great job, I thought her jokes were smarter than her audience. Props for keeping the same pacing throughout. I'm sure she'll be back or on another late night set & crush. The weed joke is my favorite, but the "can't take it anywhere" punchline KILLED.

Vor 19 Tage
Graeme Fraser
Graeme Fraser

A+ for the rookie. Great material. Delivery was no perfect, but hey, network debut and all that, so full marks there. Hope to see her again, maybe a Netflix special in a few years.

Vor 19 Tage
Edward Camp
Edward Camp

Really funny, but plz talk faster.

Vor 19 Tage
Nika C.
Nika C.

She’s funny and cute. I liked it

Vor 19 Tage
xuyahfish
xuyahfish

Needs to work on her lead in but good

Vor 19 Tage
Wendy Desparois
Wendy Desparois

To get a little serious here, if I had a person come up to me and say what the mom in the story said (around the 5 minute mark) my response would be to ask them why they don't want to talk to their child. If a parent isn't willing to talk to their kid about anything or everything ('cause either the kid will ask and/or you'll just naturally come across it in life), why would they have a kid in the first place? Grow a fucking pair and just talk to your damn kids, BE a fucking parent for fuck's sake!

Vor 19 Tage
Kyle Lamson
Kyle Lamson

Not bad. She could have been funnier, but I write that up to nervousness. The Late show with it's history and network audience for the first time has to get you paranoid.I would like to hear her again when she is more used to it. I remember a only semi-funny show from a new comic clearly nervous about her fist TV spot years ago, She had a odd name... I think it was Whoopi Goldberg? You all know her? This gal should stick with it.

Vor 19 Tage
ujustgotpwned2008
ujustgotpwned2008

The comments I can see on this video are 90% "lol this is pretty funny" and 10% "OMG I DON'T GET ALL THE HATE COMMENTS OMG". What?

Vor 19 Tage
Flavio Moraes
Flavio Moraes

Jokes were really funny! I can see she knows how to create comedy.

Vor 19 Tage
James Cooper
James Cooper

Terrible

Vor 19 Tage
Mark Schantz
Mark Schantz

Lame

Vor 19 Tage
fresh donkey
fresh donkey

Fat is unhealthy

Vor 19 Tage
david black
david black

Don’t give up your day job

Vor 19 Tage
Zonker Harris
Zonker Harris

Love comedy... but hard pass.

Vor 20 Tage
AquaticBoardwalkEngineer
AquaticBoardwalkEngineer

you can tell the bigots in the audience they didn't clap. just stuck up trump lovin' morons.

Vor 20 Tage
Ernrs Leon
Ernrs Leon

I like hur jokes

Vor 20 Tage
Timothy O'Toole
Timothy O'Toole

The last joke was hilarious!!! I like her!

Vor 20 Tage
Saeryf
Saeryf

I liked these, must be stressful as heck being in front of a Stephen Colbert crowd, too.

Vor 20 Tage
Tee Vee
Tee Vee

I laughed so much. I thought every joke hit the mark perfectly. Awesome! She is my new favorite.

Vor 20 Tage
Igor Schmidlapp
Igor Schmidlapp

She needs to stick to the lez clubs...

Vor 20 Tage
C.E. Parks
C.E. Parks

She may not want to date a 19 year old, but most of the men her age would.

Vor 20 Tage
Celisar1
Celisar1

Good material but the delivery needs improvement. On the other hand: to create good material is the harder part, the rest is training. Congrats to your first tv appearance!

Vor 20 Tage
Evelyn Clarkson
Evelyn Clarkson

I like watching the new comics. I think it’s great that Stephen gives them a chance. They are all terrified. Go back and watch Ellen’s first time. She was a lot like this gal. Nervous, so pacing was a little off, but some good laughs. I’ll bet Samantha is hilarious when she’s feeling like she’s“in her element”. So she’s not everybody’s cup of tea. If you don’t have anything nice to say then go watch something you like. Posting negative comments doesn’t make you look cool or sophisticated. It makes you look mean, low, and like you’ve got nothing better to do than belittle someone’s efforts. I think Samantha has a great career ahead of her. I think she’s one to watch. Thanks, Stephen, for introducing a great new talent.

Vor 20 Tage
shamus248
shamus248

She went to my high school lol graduated years before I even went there tho

Vor 20 Tage
sharon olsen
sharon olsen

I thought she was Funny !

Vor 20 Tage
Daniel B
Daniel B

Awful

Vor 20 Tage
Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Those jokes were awesome, with some work on the standup persona she's going to go FAR

Vor 20 Tage
racoonsister
racoonsister

she was good and funny!

Vor 20 Tage
Aditya Waghmare
Aditya Waghmare

So she won't date a 19 Year Old, but a 9 Year Old is not off her list? **calls 911**

Vor 20 Tage
Angry Clown
Angry Clown

Yes, funny gal.

Vor 20 Tage
Garrick Saro
Garrick Saro

I didn’t find her very funny. Disappointing

Vor 20 Tage
koayogi
koayogi

Great, but pick up the pace?

Vor 20 Tage
Addicti0nz1
Addicti0nz1

Umm. She was terrible

Vor 20 Tage
Unintentional Vegan Ninja
Unintentional Vegan Ninja

ROFLOLTMSHRB!!! 🤣😂🤣

Vor 20 Tage
rabidklein
rabidklein

She’s 26? Does her family start counting birthdays at age 14?

Vor 20 Tage
Mr White
Mr White

either that or she was born on a feb 29....

Vor 19 Tage
Timothy Endsley
Timothy Endsley

Bomb!!!!

Vor 20 Tage
Timothy Endsley
Timothy Endsley

She’s not very funny.

Vor 20 Tage
Gulagwithahumanface
Gulagwithahumanface

wooden delivery tbh

Vor 20 Tage
NDRonin1401
NDRonin1401

Fat chicks with tatoos ... there's a Goodyear blimp joke in there somewhere. And it's gonna be funnier than anything she told.

Vor 20 Tage
Salivating Salamander
Salivating Salamander

Yikes...

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TheArtist
TheArtist

meh

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V
V

Hey Ruddy I am sure you are reading the comments.. You were good. 😊

Vor 21 Tag
david white
david white

& I wouldn't date her

Vor 21 Tag
scrubjay93
scrubjay93

well done well done! There are some great bits in there. You didn't seem comfortable in the outfit--maybe just dress in your casual everyday? After all, the men do. I am rarely spotted outside of my Carhartts.

Vor 21 Tag
The King of the North
The King of the North

Stand up comedians belong in the chair next to the host, it’s just weird and awkward.

Vor 21 Tag
Jennifer Gridley
Jennifer Gridley

Enjoyed this so much!! 😂😂😂

Vor 21 Tag
Nicholas Salamone
Nicholas Salamone

Comedians are the best people ❤

Vor 21 Tag
Steven Human
Steven Human

I love awkward humor. :-)

Vor 21 Tag
Pink and Black Girl
Pink and Black Girl

I loved every bit of this.

Vor 21 Tag
Matt Johnston
Matt Johnston

There are more comments complaining about people complaining about her! It's actually kind of funny. I thought her pacing was a little off, but the jokes were really funny, and her delivery was great!

Vor 21 Tag
Steven Human
Steven Human

Lots of people try to downvote the haters, so if you scroll down more, you'll find them.

Vor 21 Tag
Charlotte
Charlotte

Ouch. That last joke was definitely aimed at me

Vor 21 Tag
nickrich56
nickrich56

... jokes are really funny when you're smoking pot. This was really funny !

Vor 21 Tag
Miguel Jimenez
Miguel Jimenez

Felt like she got pity laughs and applause

Vor 21 Tag
Winter
Winter

As a lesbian that does stand-up, let me just say that there aren't nearly enough lesbians in stand-up.

Vor 21 Tag
Toughonshills
Toughonshills

I don't know where you go up, but in my experience thats not so true.

Vor 18 Tage
anjairis
anjairis

It wasn't bad, I guess. But I didn't laugh once so it wasn't good. I didn't gag and leave either so yeh. Good luck lady, you'll need it.

Vor 21 Tag
COLTON DOUGHERTY
COLTON DOUGHERTY

She is pretty good. Didn't have me rolling on the floor, but quite honestly every joke made me chuckle, which can't even say about my favorite comedians. Just needs something big as a finisher. Over all though, I would watch her show if she has one.

Vor 21 Tag
Mauricio Hernández Díaz
Mauricio Hernández Díaz

That was painful.

Vor 21 Tag
michael goode
michael goode

All comedians when they start out have jokes that fall flat.She is pretty good.

Vor 21 Tag
James Sealey
James Sealey

well she tried thats whats important

Vor 21 Tag
Robert McGarry
Robert McGarry

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. LOL.... Because mental health problems in this country are a joke to everyone. Ha, Ha, HA, HA, HA.

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