Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule Causes a Stir | The Daily Show


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AGENT X SECURITY
AGENT X SECURITY

SCARE , THAT EL CHAPO , , WOULD EXPOSE , THE USA 🇺🇸 , IN THE DRUGS BUSINESS ??? SO THEY , HAD , NO LIVE COVERAGE ?????? .😳😢💔😎🇺🇸😎🙏🏾🚨🌎...!!! .

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william njagi
william njagi

The Donald goes No collusion 🤣🤣🤣 lol

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Richard English
Richard English

Another angry mulatto that hates America and PRESIDENT TRUMP. What a loser , we won't know who he is a year from now.

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Kathrin Bauer
Kathrin Bauer

The country's becoming too soft? Remind me again why Trump didn't serve in the military. What was the terrible disease that prevented him from doing it?

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Debbie Richardson
Debbie Richardson

This guy needs to go to speech class. He has no room to down on others.

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MaiAolei
MaiAolei

To think that what we have suffered the last two years was the result of only 33% activity ...!

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Furry Sparkle
Furry Sparkle

Continuing American Progress in egalitarianism, We present our Special Needs President!

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Dee Lg
Dee Lg

@1:27 they all look like paid actors !!

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Diane Nuts
Diane Nuts

And I bet Don Lemon humps your ass

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Hayley Moritz
Hayley Moritz

The instant I heard "unstructured executive time" I pictured Trump drawing border walls with crayons.

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KandaPanda
KandaPanda

....can we be done, please?

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Orlando Salgado
Orlando Salgado

Reading the true!!

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Eliseo Ramirez
Eliseo Ramirez

Lol thts ur president right there... thank all those trump supporters and All the ones tht went to trump university that thinks like him lol

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M. Ismail Abbasi
M. Ismail Abbasi

Yea i guess it is only beautiful when someone else’s kids r playing but when his own kids not so much

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Merriel Johnson
Merriel Johnson

Trevor Noahs best.

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blondwiththewind
blondwiththewind

This was not hard to piece out. I've been writing comments for about a year about the POTUS working very little. More than a year ago there were reports from a White House staff member who stated that the POTUS spends each morning in his PJs watching TV in his private rooms...and SOMETIMES YELLING AT THE TV when his "ratings" are low. There's been a LOT of chatter about the FACT that DJT DOES NOT ATTEND THE MORNING SECURITY BRIEFINGS. Then we knew that he HARDLY EVER HAS A MORNING MEETING....and most of his AFTERNOON SESSIONS START OUT WITH A LUNCHEON MEETING (which essentially means low productivity...blended in with socializing). HE DOES NOT STUDY SITUATIONS OR CONSIDER INFORMATION ON IMPORTANT ISSUES BECAUSE HE JUST SIMPLY BELIEVES (like any dunce would) HE IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. SEVERAL AFTERNOONS A WEEK HE IS OUT ON THE GOLF COURSE.....and on WEEKENDS HE AND HIS ANTOURAGE TRAVEL TO FLORIDA (at great EXPENSE TO THE TAXPAYERS of the USA). He goes to POLITICAL RALLYs seemingly CONSTANTLY.......which to my mind means he's actually been CAMPAIGNING SINCE THE INAUGURATION ON WORK TIME AND AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE!!!! By my "rough" estimations: ON THE DAYS HE ACTUALLY WORKS AT ALL.....HE'S ONLY "WORKING" ABOUT THREE HOURS. HE DOES NOT SEEM THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCERNED ABOUT HIMSELF BEING THE LAZIEST SO-CALLED POTUS EVER.............AND DESPITE HIS BOASTFUL ASSERTIONS (AKA: LIES) HIS "PRODUCTIVITY" IS FAR BELOW PAR WHEN COMPARED TO ANY PAST PRESIDENT. WE HAVE A LAZY DUNCE FOR PRESIDENT.

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blondwiththewind
blondwiththewind

* ENTOURAGE

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Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

Well, I guess the only way someone would want to be Trump's friend is right after a concussion.

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deepblue64
deepblue64

It would be better if 80:% of his time he would play with Lego...

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John Quinn
John Quinn

Trevor you've really become the democraps bitch mouthpiece hav'nt you.

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Klyntar Kenny
Klyntar Kenny

Trumps Schedule: Wake up Go to McDonald’s Watch Fox and Friends Go to KFC for lunch Have phone sex with Sean Hannity Make some more “empty promises” to public Get a foot massage from Sara Huckabee Hit up Burger King Rant on Twitter Pop a viagra and go on pornhub Hit up the Waffle House Go to bed crying while watching CNN

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TRob ARob
TRob ARob

45 never said his ET is working for the AmeriKKKan people. He's working for himself, during those times.

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Dak Lamerbusch
Dak Lamerbusch

I'm with Trevor here! Let the liddle guy tire himself out playing Candyland with Barron so the ADULTS can . . . fuck with America just as bad. Ugh. "The Best People" indeed.

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Harnis MJ Infinity
Harnis MJ Infinity

Lmao trump is the biggest idiot ever elected

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aquaviva923
aquaviva923

Meantime The DemocRAT BLACK FACE Scandal gets worse 🤔😮🤐😯🤫🙈🙊

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Rabia Rehman
Rabia Rehman

am i the only one who cringes when trump talks?

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Savage Jesus
Savage Jesus

Lol, Barron is an autistic sperg. Brain damage would probably be an improvement for that mong.

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Moab T. Frican
Moab T. Frican

Who else here, like, super misses Jon Stewart? I like Trevor Noah, but there was just so much more to the way Jon Stewart would do things.

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Steve D
Steve D

Fuckerbee Sandbags is a dumb assed waste of oxygen. She should be put out to grass.

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snowflakemelter 45
snowflakemelter 45

You are a disgrace, Trevor!

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BOONIQUE
BOONIQUE

For a person of color to be elected president they damn near have to be a perfect human.

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NemaBass91
NemaBass91

Reading the papers!?!?! I doubt it...

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Iamsteezze
Iamsteezze

You lot voted for a full time big baby moron

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Nate Black
Nate Black

I wish Trevor was funny. Seems like a great guy, just never has made me laugh. Really miss John Stewart!!

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Marc Bryant
Marc Bryant

Trump's son already wears a helmet when he's not on camer....a have you seen that kid?

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Carol Dorsey
Carol Dorsey

Really funny ! Thanks for the LAUGHter !

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Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez

Trump is a robot and his programing just got updated until new bugs start showing up😆

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C Lockett
C Lockett

2:29 Savage 3:27 his schedule and her explanation sounds like a kid being home schooled by a lazy mom

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ChiTownLioness Nocture
ChiTownLioness Nocture

He leaked it

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Karasu Inaiga
Karasu Inaiga

So is it safety first or family first?

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Aiai Ala
Aiai Ala

He likes violence. As long as It's against others.

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Andy L
Andy L

Over the past year or so, Trevor has become my first choice when I go to click on the clips from each funny late night/commentary -type show that I like. His voice just sounds different than everyone else's. And even though the other guys are brilliant there's something really like refreshing about Trevor.

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Mama Duke Diamonds Brooks
Mama Duke Diamonds Brooks

Andy L I give props to Stephen and Seth too! Trifecta ❤️. It’s the only way I can digest this craziness!

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TheDeadlyAvenger
TheDeadlyAvenger

For every Trump comment, there is an opposing comment by Trump. President fucking Chancla.

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SaintDre7
SaintDre7

Lazy and useless president. Doesnt do shit all day except read about himself not doing shit all day.

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The Boom
The Boom

He is not wrong we can go back Syria at any time we want.

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Caron Ilmstaedter
Caron Ilmstaedter

Thanks, 'Merica!

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SILO BAND NJ
SILO BAND NJ

We shouldn't be in Syria though

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Meomix Mimix
Meomix Mimix

The NEETisent of The United States. Living the NEET life.

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bill stefansky
bill stefansky

Listen butthead you're an assholeo and a non-american when you start disrespecting our wonderful president. You start showing him some respect son or you pack your things and get on down the road like mule poop

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Legendary Z
Legendary Z

He is right though, football has become soft. Tom Brady got touched on the shoulder and a roughing the passer got called.

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hourplastic
hourplastic

A better more fitting punchline at the end would have been if he said I wouldn’t have steered Trump Towards becoming president but since he wanted to… be careful hope he doesn’t hurt his little brain or something like that

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Kelley Condon
Kelley Condon

He had sooooo much shit to talk about Obama golfing...

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jmisc
jmisc

Nice closing Trevor!

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God Father
God Father

Trump donates his yearly salary.. does pelosi or schumer?

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Lynn unknown
Lynn unknown

+Albert Elnen How do you think Obama paid for it.

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Albert Elnen
Albert Elnen

And how much time does he spendgolfing. That cost the tax payer more than half a million dollars. Way more.

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exactinmidget92
exactinmidget92

i agree with the football part. Football has been neutered so hard that looking at the QB funny is an automatic first down.

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DAVID veilleux
DAVID veilleux

I'm glad he's lazy. Think about how much more damage the idiot could have caused by now if he had a healthy work ethic. Terrifying to think about.

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Enacker J
Enacker J

Thank god he’s not working hard.

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Cheryl Owens
Cheryl Owens

Very good “cargo planes?” what the f***?!? 🙄🙄🙄

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Johan Mey
Johan Mey

Trevor - Come tour with us I am offering a free tour for you and 2 mates - @t - It will be lekker , I want to meet you bud

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Almahdi Alsharef
Almahdi Alsharef

Come on man it's getting really boring.. Talk about other things

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Habib Zreik
Habib Zreik

the best thing Trump ever did was get out of Syria... 1- your presence here proved useless 2- your troops steal and kill and rape and then you portray them as heroes in your hollywood movies!

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Habib Zreik
Habib Zreik

this map of syria actually violates international law 😜... the northwest part is illegally held by turkey

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Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir

The answers to life, the universe, and everything come down to defining your obligations and comfort zones, then doing the absolute minimum to support them, even less if you can get away with it. It helps, for me at least, to be the kind of person or mind that can get something from information and not just fluff, which amounts to small portions and digestion.

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Arnold Davis
Arnold Davis

Trump watches fox then plays golf

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Steve St. martin
Steve St. martin

Why aren't we getting mad at this guy for wearing black face?

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Scott Skidmore
Scott Skidmore

Executive play time 20%- building his wall out of all white Duplos (because NANCY won't approve money for Legos) 20%-being a Twitter twit 30%-making up stupid nicknames for all his enemies 25%- wishing he was Caligula so he could seduce his daughter legally 50%-pleading Melania to put him on the spanking machine 25%-trying to find the right crayons to express his true feelings in a homemade Valentine to Putin 100%-all of us wondering why it never adds up right

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Scott Skidmore
Scott Skidmore

Mid game purge lol

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Nellie Andino
Nellie Andino

Trump is a lazy,loud,obnoxious,narcissistic,lying pos.

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David Medina
David Medina

Our American fore fathers, turning over in their graves, are screaming " WTF " went wrong ! The president is a puppet ! Congress / Senate are so corrupt and out of place with the everyday citizen. Judicial system . . . Has been bought/sold out to the highest bidder. Health Care . . . You know it's fucked when there more administrators then medical personal. Corporations rule in their own interests, destroying all but greed & gluttony. Thee American people have become heard animals AND EVERY 4 YEARS, WE GETS A NEW BARN.

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Bill Pope
Bill Pope

Trump is a very low energy person. His inability to focus on details is one of the reasons so many of his businesses fail

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lee Roberts
lee Roberts

NFL players wouldn't let their kids play football not surprising the CEO of Apple Facebook Google and Amazon don't let their kids use smartphones

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Kitten Diotima
Kitten Diotima

So, if football's soft, and Trump doesn't want Barron to play football coz he might get hurt, does that mean Trump's soft? He looks soft.

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Impromptu
Impromptu

Trump's grandfather migrated to the US to dodge the German draft. His father never served. He dodged the draft. Neither of his adult sons enlisted. Oh, he's a tough guy who loves dangerous things but Trumps are never in there doing them. That's for other people.

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Bucky Pinata
Bucky Pinata

And, looks like working......point? Other than moot?

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Muhudin Bashi
Muhudin Bashi

Like mom checking if her son doing drugs hhhhhhhh

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Maria Martinez
Maria Martinez

Bitch nfl dont want players getting bring damaged later in life

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Nuclear Rayne
Nuclear Rayne

please ball gag sara sanders!

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Alexander Desert Eagle
Alexander Desert Eagle

Nothing new.

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Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Yeah I don't want him working often either. He might do something. (Kids in cages) (absurd wall) let him just play golf

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Tito Tim's Videos
Tito Tim's Videos

So, now he says we have planes. Fast planes. Big planes. We can get places. They why don't you send some help to Puerto Rico you useless sack of shit?

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Hadalsame TV
Hadalsame TV

Wt more could Trump offer?

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Layola Mehlomakulu
Layola Mehlomakulu

Ever notice how Trevor's eyes are almost always red

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Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Only way you can truly enjoy news about trump. Get geeked

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Michael Name
Michael Name

Down the LateNight clips YouTube hole. Or as i like to call it, executive time.

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J$M
J$M

I'm not sure if I like his American impersonation. He's pretty much trolling us as the rest of the world does but actually gets away with it

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Generic Youtuber
Generic Youtuber

Stop knocking on trump when he says or does something reasonable. You're not giving him any incentive to do something good. like 90% of the time, its fair game, but when he actually does something good, stop sending out the personal attacks for a minute jesus. When you do that, you're just another part of the problem, instead of taking the opportunity to be part of the solution.

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Generic Youtuber
Generic Youtuber

+Jannette Anderson obama wasn't an ass, so no the same thing couldn't be said about him. Clearly trump is a fucking doof..

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Jannette Anderson
Jannette Anderson

Funny Same thing could have been said about Obama. See how that works?

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Charles Coley
Charles Coley

The trumps can't spare any brain cells, so they need to stay away from any contact sport!!!

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Invader Mark
Invader Mark

I voted for Donald Trump! I am proud to say I am making America great again!

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Faisal Sabir
Faisal Sabir

Another super show Trevor

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J'elica
J'elica

"My son play football? no way there are black people there...i mean it is dangerous" WTF was that even a question worth my time to listen to? He must have asked for "easy" questions AGAIN. If he can do this much damage to our great nation working 40% of the time imagine what he could ruin if he worked more! OMG Trevor is on the money, do NOT ask "Tiny T" to work harder.

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Luci Fer
Luci Fer

Why would you even want Trump to work harder at fucking up? Let the guy goof off all day it just means the less damage the fuck can do. Wake him up give him the briefing and then drug his latte so he can sleep all day. And just get a body double to do all the public speaking how hard could it be?

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eTheReal Deal
eTheReal Deal

Trump is the best. All y’all know you’re off food stamps and finally got a job. Appreciate

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Lifesabitch214
Lifesabitch214

That nasal voice...jarring to the ears. Ugh!

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Altrunchen
Altrunchen

I am *not* used to Trump making sense about anything. And it's about football of all things.

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Andrés Paz
Andrés Paz

Could you believe the report about Dump health? An obese person who doesn't do any exercise, who spend his "working" hours watching Tv, who eats only junk food is healthy as hell? I wonder how much money this doctor receive for his "professional" diagnostic. Another spur bone Dr.

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Nigel Phillip
Nigel Phillip

Isis goes boom....lol

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Sanctum Sanctorum
Sanctum Sanctorum

It’s as though trump built a time machine somehow & the first thing that he decided that he was going to do was go back in time & become... His own father!!! Which he did after getting such advice often from everyone he has ever spoken to or dealt with!

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Martha Anderson
Martha Anderson

i can honestly say that interview answer is the first time I have heard Mr Trump speak as a normal , thinking compassionate human

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Casey Ray Harris
Casey Ray Harris

Congratulations Trevor, I officially acknowledge that you have owned the daily show. That you not only run the show but you run that sh!+

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Casey Ray Harris
Casey Ray Harris

And you have for some time now!

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Outraged Intellectual
Outraged Intellectual

ORANGE MAN BAD!

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melvina628
melvina628

Just like the draft: we'll send your son, but not my son.

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