White Supremacists, You Won't Like Your DNA Results


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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    Stephen digs into the modern-day genetic testing because curiosity is in his genes.
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happybeejv
happybeejv

actually the least black people In the world are Asians; Europeans and africans share more in common with each other than with Asians whom are not close to either of them, with the following exceptions of a) negritos ,that look black but are genetically Asian and live spradically dispersed in tiny hunter gatherer communities in Malaysia, & many Austronesian islands; and b) Finnish Baltic and Ugric people that live in Scandinavia and northern Russia are a spectrum that are the same bloodline but includes the whitest people in the world , some unique phenotypes and generically Asian looking people, and some during the ice age ended up in china where the still are

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happybeejv
happybeejv

actually many Europeans have African ancestry because after the ice age ended a large number of proto-Egyptians immigrated to the Balkans where they became the greeks, southern- illyrians and-thracians and today they are called bulgarians, serbs and Albanians montenegrans, bosniacs, greeks, Macedonians, etc...and even 3% of southern Swedish men,. IN FACT the people of the Balkans are genetically closer Egyptians and turks than to the entire rest of Europe; and the most pure blooded western eropeans are the black irish in the west coast and the basques in northern iberia

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happybeejv
happybeejv

what genes did those twins that died on the same highway in auto collisions an hour apart on the same day the same way without knowing the other as there have?

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cha yan
cha yan

What a surprise, I belong to human race, rofl.

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cha yan
cha yan

😂

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Nate white
Nate white

U know...i learned 2 take of my self..a long long. Time ago..ever. heard. Of. THE GHOST IN THE DARKNESS???...I MADE MY OWN. RULES..BASE OFF. THE DOCTOR'S. & ONE OF THE HUNTERS..WHY I NEVER CRASH. MY PASSION RIDES..I MAKE A CHECK LIST.... SENSE. MUTHER. FKERS WANNA FIGHT LIKE COWARDS..

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Frank Macskasy
Frank Macskasy

Lol! Classic. "Straight line to white Jesus!" Ha ha ha ha!!

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Chris Smith
Chris Smith

100% Norwegian.

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Kate Harrington
Kate Harrington

The piano guy should be quiet

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samslick90
samslick90

Colbert is inventing imaginary targets to feel smug No Christian believes Jesus was white Most white  Americans know there is a good chance they have some Indian or black ancestry.    They just don't exploit it to get affirmative action jobs

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chip block
chip block

Do you know how to tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? Pull down its genes!

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Adrian Wheeler
Adrian Wheeler

white supremacists pride themselves on their racial genetics. if that's the case in reality they're ashamed of who they really are.

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Bruce Keller
Bruce Keller

I'm 99.7% white and not really proud of that, kind of scared of potential diseases later in life. D:

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Chew Bacca
Chew Bacca

Classic Colbert.

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Wendy Stewart
Wendy Stewart

They distorted history and has kept their race in total ignorance it is a know fact that every race came through the black race so white racists need to go and ask their doctors where they came from. It's time to educate yourself look at your race and see the great distinction your forefathers created and still doing so today all in the name of greed something is wrong with your DNA as normal human beings don't natural behave in that manner

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shogunsam
shogunsam

Gattica lol

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stickygumshoes
stickygumshoes

DNA tests are pretty suspect. Confidence level is only about 50%

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Scrivener Writer
Scrivener Writer

Class! Pure Class.

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basilrose
basilrose

We are all one (1) -- exactly ONE -- Human -- Race. Some of us just happen to be melanin-challenged. Yes it's a deficiency, a small portion of the human race being from places with limited sunlight :-)

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basilrose
basilrose

The "one drop" rule coming back to bite them in the butt!!!

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John Hanks
John Hanks

Facts mean nothing to people in cults.  Common sense means nothing too.  White men live in their egotistic white stereotype cult.  Stereotypes are very unsophisticated and imaginary.  The universe is unique from the start.  Nothing is a stereotype the same.  (Similar, but never the same in space time.)  Science can be so annoying for people who think they are special in cults.  Stephen is in the ROMAN Catholic cult, but he makes fun of it's unsophisticated stereotypes as people in all cults should do.

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Louisiana Native
Louisiana Native

More Race Baiting, Reverse raciest

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Nicholstop :
Nicholstop :

I consider myself white and American but I’m all Italian, idk what Italian traits are and I prob couldn’t pick one out of a crowd of white people but I should be making spaghetti instead of mudding in my truck lol.

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You should have white feminists look up their DNA results. Maybe they won't be such pricks when they tell people of color that their decision to have children in their 20s is reflective of their lower functioning human existence. White supremacy finds a way to live on. It's embarrassing. American feminist talk a lot about progress... but then when it comes to where they place their children or where they let their children play............. they not only seclude themselves, but they don't even want disadvantaged children interacting with their snowflakes. They don't actually give a fuck. They're just going to keep repeating progressive talking points about social justice until you team up with their cause. American politics is a shit show.

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Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko

You really are a stupid fucking asshole.

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Sarah AMETXA
Sarah AMETXA

These DNA testing companies are just guesstimates.

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jake black
jake black

Privacy concerns aren't valid. Understanding the human genome will allow for perfect medicine (no sickness, no aging). We can't allow anything to slow its progress. Simply pass legislation that limits what this information can be used for (can't be used for health insurance/employment/police/ect).

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Alex Das Liebe
Alex Das Liebe

FamilyTreeDNA Secretly shared info with FBI. But they apologized after getting caught, so ....

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Horror Dash
Horror Dash

Karma is a bitch

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vestiphobe
vestiphobe

Lol. "I want to descent from white men exclusively. No women!" That's muslim 's great secret wish. Allah should have created Man with male organs, ovaries, a womb and a vagina (somewhere in the back). So their bromances would have been moral and legal! "Ali, I want your baby." "Mustafa, buddy- one coming up!"

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Fancy Nancy
Fancy Nancy

Oh dear, LOL christians are so silly.

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capt kill
capt kill

Lmao love when biggots get disappointed, now if they could just eat shit and die... that'd be incredibly newsworthy.

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terrell172
terrell172

Simple put universal law once you go black. No more white males that's why there is racism we all if we keep peace and love in our heart will be on a all black planet one day like your God intended think about it carefully

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Jimmy Rustled
Jimmy Rustled

Blacks are the most racist people on the planet statistically, also the most worthless, the most uncivilized and the most criminal....facts are facts.

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Michael Robert
Michael Robert

Genes testing is undergoing a bigly increase.

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cheesepanther
cheesepanther

http://youtu.be/2sCeMTB5P6U

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chef luigi super star
chef luigi super star

Only whites are racist..yeah right.shit whore

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chef luigi super star
chef luigi super star

Your the racist.against your own race..piece of shit traitor

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Claudio Maia Santos
Claudio Maia Santos

As a Brasilian I HAD to stop and comment!! "Im sorry but you're not Brasilian" Hhahahahahahaha Cracked me up!!!

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Alison Smith
Alison Smith

And Brazilian is a nation and not a race.

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Laurence Chiniquy
Laurence Chiniquy

CONFEDERATE PRESIDENT, JEFFERSON DAVIS'S WIFE WAS A MULATTO ( SHE WAS OF AFRICAN DESCENT). Click below to 'read the article. Thanks. http://chiniquy.wordpress.com/2016/02/11/confederate-presidents-wife-was-of-african-descent

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Laurence Chiniquy
Laurence Chiniquy

ELVIS PRESLEY WAS OF MIXED RACIAL HERITAGE. http://chiniquy.wordpress.com/2016/05/13/elvis-presley-was-of-mixed-racial-heritage

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Could have been a hippie
Could have been a hippie

Turns out Stephen that these DNA tests are a waste of time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isa5c1p6aC0

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R
R

WHITE POWER!!!!

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Gabriel Rognon
Gabriel Rognon

Great, now, when does usa intend to rename NY city to Gattaca?

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EntreproJodie Love
EntreproJodie Love

Hola BRO! 😂😂😂😂

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jonzuk
jonzuk

0.001% African

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soldierwill05
soldierwill05

I died laughing with that straight line back to "White Jesus"

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Aylbdr Madison
Aylbdr Madison

4:43 Proof that misogynists are closeted gay, and yet still homophobes. :/ Relax guys, even way back in the 90's a common saying was _"it's okay to be gay"._ ^-^Let your inner gay out and let a little sunshine in, lols.

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Black Swan
Black Swan

0:00 Comedy in your jeans? The "come" wetting the zip OR the brown stripe along the buttcrack? What about your DNA test, Col-bear? 25% Chihuahua, 25% coyote, 50% gibbering ape Hey you never tole us which one holstered you as a kid? Pap or unk?

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Anton Davidoff
Anton Davidoff

MOST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DESIGNATED AS RACIST ARE NOT RACIST AT ALL, THEY ARE MOSTLY PEOPLE WHO WANT THEIR CHILDREN TO LOOK ALIKE THEIR PARENTS, IT IS REALLY STRANGE WHY JEWS ARE SO ANOYED BY THIS

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shaunwhiteisadouce
shaunwhiteisadouce

Yes sheeple continue to pay to be denied health and or life insurance, and or some cookie cutter response based on you surname you deserve what you get as I data warehouse your information and watch parent companies sell your info off for 50 times what you paid!!! 23 and me is owned by cigna morons!

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LindaJ Moore
LindaJ Moore

Born in the south. Blonde hair, blue eyes. I would hold my white hand on my grandfather's arm and marvel at his dark skin. As I grew up my grandparents told their love story to me over and over. My grandmother's family said she was NOT gonna marry that n*****. They ran away and were married (68 years). My grandfather's hair was straight and black. His skin darker than many biracials. He was from North Carolina. A mulengeon. Part black, part cherokee and part white. He passed for a half breed Indian. But when the DNA results started coming in.... we all had African DNA. My grandfather was a noble and good man. Very unlike my kkk mother-in-law who spews hatred. I made certain that my children learned NOT to hate.

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kevin
kevin

I find the piano player constant Chiming in an unneeded distraction.

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Alfonso Garcia
Alfonso Garcia

My daughter bought the service of a US ancestry research company. It showed that we have genes from white neantherlanian origins. That company thought that because my daughter is named Ingrid she was of swedish ancestry. Bad investment when companies provided fake news.

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Scott Mana
Scott Mana

How did I end up in the crazy part of YouTube again? Were hatred and racially charged lies are funny.

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Vlad Sentry
Vlad Sentry

Oh Stephen, you white imbecile...

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Hammond
Hammond

Alright. Don't complain when these companies sell your genetic data to Insurance companies so they can specifically overcharge you for Health insurance. Aren't those Insurance companies clever, they don't even have to force you to submit to testing, or pay for the processing. Suckers!

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Facade
Facade

Im 98,5% Finnish 1.5% East Asian

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Perla Del Caribe
Perla Del Caribe

DNA , results look like the KKK of the Democrat party . Since the white Democrat party started the KKK groups .

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Teresa Davis
Teresa Davis

I dont feel bad at all. I think it's the funniest thing to watch white supremacists flounder and get all pissy and throw a temper tantrum because they have African or Mexican blood in them. They get all mad and drive themselves crazy trying to figure out how its possible and who in their family 'done them wrong' 😂😂😂😂😂

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Henri Frits maarseveen
Henri Frits maarseveen

just look up the twins that did a dna test ...

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Cheer Whiner
Cheer Whiner

I heard that “Faux-cahontas” didn’t like her results, either... how many times has she apologized for this...? 🙄

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Mr Manchu
Mr Manchu

Hey Colbert you won’t like your results... your 100% retarded🤭🤭🤭

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Cristina marta
Cristina marta

Yes! I Love it when you Drink up Stephen! Next some Tequila Patron, I hear thats Opra's Favorite Drink🥃

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Nephilim 2k18
Nephilim 2k18

But Officer I was at the crime scene a few days before you found my DNA🐇

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BRENDA VIGEANT
BRENDA VIGEANT

A friend of the family was extremely racist towards Native Americans; which I found odd as her sisters looked as native as they come. At 33 years of age she found out they weren't "dark" Germans but in fact treaty Indians. It was fun to watch her identity crisis.

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Paget Maximiliam
Paget Maximiliam

Come from Italy, I'm caucasian genetic, would love to be asian, afro, etc...no problems to know about it....trust me !!

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Johnyboy buddy
Johnyboy buddy

After reading many of the responses to James all I can fathom from it is that they are all Jealous and love to spew hatred.

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Vincent Hart
Vincent Hart

Stephen Colbert, you won't like the results of your AIDS test.

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Johnyboy buddy
Johnyboy buddy

Another talk show host spewing nothing but hatred, and not funny.

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Eric Vladimir
Eric Vladimir

Racist are like the gay bully bashers. They know there not completely white and they are afraid of the truth so they lash out.

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Jim Stevens
Jim Stevens

I Love my DNA results, now I can and do use the N-word all the time. Hey, I'm 4% black I can do it.And your a racist if you call me out because, "we' own that word.

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yoosuf Mughal
yoosuf Mughal

YouTube thinks I’m white and racist. Lol

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irish inNY
irish inNY

this guy is the biggest douche i have ever seen

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Andy Ramirez
Andy Ramirez

It should be called incestry lmao!!

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Mlungisi Dlamini
Mlungisi Dlamini

Hehehehe lololol haha haha. Family. Haha haha. Count stop laughing

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rickkoleyahoocom
rickkoleyahoocom

Another pathetic Stephen Colbert take on things

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Lee Strickland
Lee Strickland

@ 3:28

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Jeremy Cornwell
Jeremy Cornwell

Brown Supremes won't like there DNA test either. You are the bad guy. In this story.

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Jerry Blanton
Jerry Blanton

My ancestry came from the o'riens belt area millions of years ago just before some stars we're in the making

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BM
BM

Liberal bullshit

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Ava Mareno-Farmer
Ava Mareno-Farmer

What bs! Nobody ought to watch this guy put down his own kind, he's a bought & paid for luciferian obviously. Catch kuru you anti-white devil, white ppl have enough issues without you provoking more! White Europeans embraced Christianity is why we're now under attack! Prayers for you dummy!

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patricia lafountain
patricia lafountain

GOVERNOR NORTHEM OF VIRGINIA MUST RESIGN Black people in Virginia and elsewhere should do their research on an opponent before voting for them. AND NO BUSINESS MAN/WOMAN/OR RACISM Rodney Adam 22 minutes ago They do research. They spend a lot of time checking if there's a D or an R in front of their name. THEY SHOULD DO MORE THAN JUST RESEARCH IF THEY FIND ANYONE THAT DOES THIS TYPE OF SHIT THEY NEED TO BE CHARGED NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE. THAT WOULD HELP IN DISCRIMINATION AGAINST OTHERS NO MATTER WHAT THE RACE I'M A DEMOCRAT AND HE NEEDS TO RESIGN IMMEDIATLEY, Obviously their research sucks otherwise they would have known this before he ran JUST LIKE TRUMP. DISGRACEFUL..THIS SHOULD BE FOR ANYONE NOT JUST THOSE IN GOVERNMENT, LET THEM SPEND TIME IN JAIL AND THINK ABOUT IT WHILE THEIR AMONGST MANY RACES.JUST TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT.Rodney

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TrikesterHal
TrikesterHal

Look at the Genographic Project with Dr. Spencer Wells. See that we are ALL cousins and we go back to the Rift Valley of Central Africa.

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John Doe
John Doe

I ain't white, black, brown or yellow, I'm blue, cause I have and all my ancestors had blue jeans.

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Andrew Yanik
Andrew Yanik

Anyone else get that Robert E Lee was a Democrat? Kinda ruins the show....

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J L F III
J L F III

That was weak AF

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Zed Fifth
Zed Fifth

thank god ... he is not talking about Trump

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Jenn smith
Jenn smith

QUESTION ---- so, if i have the most advanced civilization & technology, take your land, take your resources, exploit & enslave you.....am i not superior??

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nokie bokie
nokie bokie

White Jesus 😍 ahhhh

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small man
small man

Dear Mr. Colbert, CCTV would cordially invite you to host our Chines New Year Prime Time Show. I know it is a rush. But your insights of your president is of the greatest value to the mass people of China. Since there is a great wall in our cyber space, most of our people could not enjoy your heartfelt thoughts. Therefore your immediate flying to Beijing is most appreciated and welcome. Thank you and have a Prosperous Pig Year. May you make a lot of money on exploiting Trump!

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Tuggle Miles
Tuggle Miles

Pure idiot.

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kitol33
kitol33

JUDEA HAD A LOT OF ROMANS  FROM ROMAN EMPIRE   .  COLBERT IS AN IDIOT

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Pearl the rebel
Pearl the rebel

A lot of DNA ethnicity tests say you’re something when you’re not depending on their data base

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arx754
arx754

Star Trek (the original tv series) had this great episode where the Enterprise encountered this planet where only two people were left alive because all of them had killed each other. One of the 2 people had black skin on one side of their body and white skin on the other. The other one had the opposite---black skin on the other side of their body and white skin on the other. Everyone else on the planet had died in battles where they each argued that they were "superior" based on what side of their body the skin color was. Only these two--with 'differen" skin color--were left alive and they were still trying to kill each other. i don't remember how it ended, but it clearly showed how judging people by their skin color is SO ridiculous. i'm white, and i think the vast majority of white supremacists are that way because they're terrified. They can't even successfully compete with other whites, so they realize that if their white skin doesn't still give them an 'edge', they'd be doing even worse than they are now. Sorry, folks, but I'm a white person who is quite willing to compete with ANYONE, and i will happily concede to a person of color if they're smarter and more capable than i am. i may not LIKE it, but im a huge admire of 'brain power' and 'competence'. If you have more of both than I do, i'm a fan of you. AND, i'm thrilled to compete on a "level playing field' with you, even if I loose.i just love smarts and competence, and i want them to win.

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Renegadeproject
Renegadeproject

I had to give you a thumbs up

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Kirke182
Kirke182

The so-called white race isn't even one race. They are a result of successive migrations out of Africa, some of which went to the Middle East and then turned around and came back to Europe. The so-called master race Nordics of Scandinavia aren't even the same people as the Western Europeans and their blonde hair and blue eyes may be the result of genes from Asia!

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meteor545
meteor545

I had the opposite. I thought I had a certain minority in my dna my whole life. Now I find out I’m 100%white lol

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misst1078
misst1078

😂😂

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_Idiomas Entusiásticas_
_Idiomas Entusiásticas_

Why does race matter so much? Like, people get so worked up because somebody is either darker or lighter. Literally the only difference is melanin in the skin. It’s something that nobody can control, -unless you get a tan.-

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Peter Kazavis
Peter Kazavis

These sites are a sham and they have people who deliberately fuck with the numbers to mess with people. They are completely inaccurate.

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mr fun at parties
mr fun at parties

No officer I'm white. You see my DNA test

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